The Wrong D Word
(I am at the reception office, updating my record. I’m 24.)
Receptionist #1: “So, the person to call in case of emergency is still [Father] at [address]?”
Me: “Hmm.. no. Can you keep the same address but change the name for [Mother]?”
Receptionist #1: “Oh! Mrs. kicked out Mr.!”
Me: *in shock* “Hum… no… It’s more like… he’s dead.”
(Receptionist #2 turned her head to the first one, more in shock that I was. Needless to say, Receptionist #1 kept quiet for the rest of the procedure.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?