The Worst Kind Of Wedgie
I make the mistake of not putting my new underwear in a lingerie bag when I wash them in the washing machine. I should’ve washed them by hand, in hindsight. One thong gets caught in the agitator and some socks and other panties get tangled up into a bundle. It takes ten frustrating minutes to untangle the whole thing.
When I come upstairs, I am cursing the washing machine and my own stupidity.
Me: “Stupid f****** machine!”
Husband: “What’s wrong, hon?”
I explain what happened. He kind of chuckles.
Me: “What?”
Husband: “So, basically, you’ve got your panties in a bunch?”
I’m still giggling at that two days later. He knows how to cheer me up.
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