The World’s Oldest Profession Is Actually Teaching
(We are in school discussing current events, specifically the fact that our state’s governor resigned earlier today.)
Teacher: “Did everyone hear what happened to [Governor]?”
Student #1: “He resigned.”
Teacher: “Does anyone know why?”
Student #2: “He was involved in a prostitution scandal.”
Teacher: “Correct.”
Student #3: “Wait? He was a prostitute?”
(No, silly, he was the client.)
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