Causing A Baby Boom

(I am pregnant and have started to feel the baby’s movements. One evening, I’m in bed with my husband and after some fooling around we end up having sex. During that, the baby seems to be very active for some reason. After we finish, we cuddle.)

Me: “I wanted to tell you something, but I think it will freak you out.”

Husband: “Tell me.”

Me: “It is weird to feel the baby move while having sex?

(My husband looks like he is about to freak out a little, but keeps it together.)

Me: *thinking out loud* “It’s like he is in the room watching us.”

(My husband lost it at this point. Now he wants only to cuddle for the next five months.)