The Wizard And I Have Made A Mistake

A customer comes out of a screening of ‘Wicked: For Good’ that’s been showing for about forty minutes.

Customer: “Are they going to keep singing?”

Me: “Uh, well, it is a musical, sir.”

Customer: “Ugh. I hate musicals.”

Me: “Did you want to go see a different movie?”

Customer: “No, I’ll just finish this since I’ve already started it. But I’m not gonna enjoy it!”

Me: “Well, if you’re sure.”

Customer: *As he walked back into his theater.* “Ugh. It was bad enough they sang all through the first movie…”

My coworker and I share a look:

Coworker: “Something something the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results something something…”