The Wheel Keeps On Turning

(I am shopping with a friend who often teases me because I seem to end up as the third wheel with her and her boyfriend pretty often. The topic of conversation gets around to some friends of mine who just got married, and how I was their third wheel a few times.)

Friend: “Gosh, [My Name], you are such a good third wheel! When you finally get a boyfriend, can I be your third wheel?”

Me: “Sure, but what are you going to do with your boyfriend?”

Friend: “Oh, I’ll just stick him in a closet somewhere.”