Fire In A Relationship Works
(My girlfriend’s neighbor gets some fireworks for the 4th of July. I go over to enjoy them. Note that I’m about three inches shorter than my girlfriend.)
Me: “I’m so excited. I’ve never actually set off fireworks before.”
Girlfriend: “It’s pretty cool if you got the right ones.”
(As she says that, her neighbor sets one off that screams.)
Me: “Oh, God!” *I hide behind her*
Girlfriend: *dies laughing*
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