The Way To A Girl’s Heart Is Through The Kidneys

| Home|Washington, DC, USA | Romantic | May 1, 2012

(I’m with my friends, who are dating. The girlfriend and I have just gotten done telling a very strange story about something that happened earlier that day.)

Boyfriend: *hitting girlfriend playfully on the back* “My friends are so weird.”

Girlfriend: “Says you, as you punch your girlfriend in the kidneys.”

Boyfriend: “They were loving kidney punches!”

Girlfriend: “But only on my left kidney! My right kidney feels left out!”

Boyfriend: “Fine!” *punches her lightly in the other kidney*

Girlfriend: “Thank you.”

(Silence.)

Me: “What just happened?”

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