The Wambu Method Works

Working | October 31, 2015

(Telemarketers are a pain, especially when they won’t take no for an answer. After getting calls from the same company for about a week and unable to make them stop, I decide to mess with them. The following is roughly what happened:)

Caller: “Hello, I’m calling from [some useless article distributer] and I was wondering if you’d be interested in [useless article]?”

Me: “Gue? Canthym ushwess comphrest!”

Caller: “Um, excuse me?”

Me: “Wichten! Wichten wue triggen wears!”

Caller: “Miss, I’m afraid I don’t understand—”

Me: *screaming* “WAMBU!”

Caller: *slams the phone down*

(I haven’t heard from them since.)

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