The Wambu Method Works
Working
| October 31, 2015
(Telemarketers are a pain, especially when they won’t take no for an answer. After getting calls from the same company for about a week and unable to make them stop, I decide to mess with them. The following is roughly what happened:)
Caller: “Hello, I’m calling from [some useless article distributer] and I was wondering if you’d be interested in [useless article]?”
Me: “Gue? Canthym ushwess comphrest!”
Caller: “Um, excuse me?”
Me: “Wichten! Wichten wue triggen wears!”
Caller: “Miss, I’m afraid I don’t understand—”
Me: *screaming* “WAMBU!”
Caller: *slams the phone down*
(I haven’t heard from them since.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
