The Wall Of Somebodies

(I work at the front desk of an office. Note that we have pictures of our founder with celebrities on the wall. On this day, we have a guest waiting for one of our executives. He examines the celebrity pictures while he waits.)

Guest: “Who are these people? Are they former employees?”

Me: “No, they are celebrities.”

(The guest looks at the pictures, which include Whitney Houston, Clint Eastwood, and Al Gore.)

Guest: “Huh, I don’t think I’ve heard of them…”