The Volume Of Divorcing Is Increasing

(I am in school full time for my paralegal degree, and have just started working for a child support and divorce lawyer. As my boyfriend and I are leaving the grocery store, I notice a stand with an assortment of magazines and guides.)

Me: “Oh! Look! A child support and divorce guide!”

Boyfriend: “Can you say that any louder?”

Me: “Oops. I guess that sounds terrible out of context, huh?”