The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 9

(This happens right as the first “Twilight” movie is leaving theaters, and the DVD commercials are starting to play. A young teen girl enters with her mom and approaches the counter. The mom wanders off immediately.)

Girl: “Where’s the Twilight movie at?”

Me: “I’m sorry, it’s in between being in theaters and out on DVD right now. It’ll be available in less than a month I believe.”

Girl: *pauses and takes a long look at me, and then says in a dramatic monotone only angsty teens can produce* “My life is so tragic.”

Related:
The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 8
The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 7
The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 6