The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 9

(I am working on box office one night. It’s soon after the release of the newest Twilight. Two teenage girls are at my cash purchasing tickets to see the movie.)

Teenage Girl #1: “So, you have Twilight at 6:30 and 6:50?”

Me: “Yes, we do.”

Teenage Girl #1: “That doesn’t make sense! It isn’t 20 minutes long!”

Me: “It’s in two different theaters.”

Teenage Girl #2: “Oh right! Duh!”