The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 9

| Kingston, Ontario, Canada | Extra Stupid, Time

(I am working on box office one night. It’s soon after the release of the newest Twilight. Two teenage girls are at my cash purchasing tickets to see the movie.)

Teenage Girl #1: “So, you have Twilight at 6:30 and 6:50?”

Me: “Yes, we do.”

Teenage Girl #1: “That doesn’t make sense! It isn’t 20 minutes long!”

Me: “It’s in two different theaters.”

Teenage Girl #2: “Oh right! Duh!”

Related:
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 8
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 7
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 6
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 5
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 4
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 3
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 2
The Twilight Of Our Literacy

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