The TVs Are Moving And So Are We
(The appliance and electronics retailer I have worked at for seven and a half years is having its “going-out-of-business” sale.)
Customer: “Yesterday, this TV was [price]!”
Me: “Sir, the TV you are pointing at was in a different location yesterday and is not the same TV.”
Customer: “I want to talk to your manager.”
(I go and talk to the manager and return to the customer.)
Me: “The manager is busy, but he confirmed what I told you earlier; the TVs were moved around last night.”
Customer: “Well, I want to tell your manager what I think of your store.”
Me: *laughing* “Sir, since we are all going to be out of jobs in a week, none of us give a s*** what you think of our store.”
(Security escorted him out.)