The TVs Are Moving And So Are We

(The appliance and electronics retailer I have worked at for seven and a half years is having its “going-out-of-business” sale.) 

Customer: “Yesterday, this TV was [price]!”

Me: “Sir, the TV you are pointing at was in a different location yesterday and is not the same TV.”

Customer: “I want to talk to your manager.”

(I go and talk to the manager and return to the customer.)

Me: “The manager is busy, but he confirmed what I told you earlier; the TVs were moved around last night.”

Customer: “Well, I want to tell your manager what I think of your store.”

Me: *laughing* “Sir, since we are all going to be out of jobs in a week, none of us give a s*** what you think of our store.”

(Security escorted him out.)