The Trim Reaper
(I work at a Christmas tree lot.)
Customer: “Are these real trees?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “I mean, are they live trees?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “So, we just go cut them down, right?”
Me: “That’s right!”
Customer: “Will it still be a live tree after we cut it down?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but cutting the tree down does mean the tree will die. However, if you water it daily, it should survive until Christmas.”
Customer: “But you said those were live trees!”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?