The Tree Of Wife

(We’re watching a commercial for a toaster pastry that has been playing for months. Fed up with it I come up with a new commercial for them that they could show for the holidays. My husband reacts with sarcasm.)

Husband: “Yeah, and they should put boxes of it with bows under the tree! We should go into business of telling people what to do.”

Me: “Why do you think I became a wife!?”