The Timing Has Come For The Third Age

(I have just come from the emergency room due to a workplace related injury. It is late at night but my boyfriend still comes to see me to offer comfort and emotional support. We’re both pretty geeky.)

Me: “They’ve been using me as a pin cushion! What with all the blood tests and vaccines…”

Boyfriend: “I can only imagine, babe…”

Me: “I wonder if my arm is bruising. They took blood twice from the same spot…” *rips off band-aid* “Yyyyyyyup, there it is.”

Boyfriend: “Oh…” *face-palms*

Me: “What did you do?”

Boyfriend: “It’s what came to mind…”

Me: “Just tell me.”

Boyfriend: “Your arm looks like the Eye of Sauron…”

Me: *stares* “It so does! That’s awesome! I have the Eye of Sauron on my arm! Why would you not tell me that!?”

Boyfriend: “I thought it was bad timing!”

Me: “I love you, and your timing is perfect!”