The Time Travel Times
Convenience Store | Rotherham, England, UK | Right | May 15, 2013
(We sell daily and weekly newspapers. The weekly papers come out on a Thursday. It is a Wednesday morning, and I am putting the daily papers out.)
Customer: “Has tomorrow’s [weekly paper] come in today?”
Me: “Tomorrow’s [weekly paper]?”
Customer: “Yes, I want tomorrow’s [weekly paper]. Have they come in today?”
Me: “No, tomorrow’s [weekly paper] comes in tomorrow.”
Customer: “Are you sure? I was hoping to get tomorrow’s paper today. Do you need to check?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m pretty sure tomorrow’s [weekly paper] comes in tomorrow, seeing as they probably haven’t even started printing them yet.”
Customer: “Well, there’s no need to be like that.”
