The Tiger’s Roar Is No Match For These Groans

The family has taken a trip to the zoo. My husband is showing our kids one of the tigers while I deal with the fussy baby.

Husband: “Look, kids! It’s a Tiger!”

Kids: “Woooow!”

They’re marvelling at the Tiger, majestic even though he’s sleeping.

Husband: “I think that’s a Himalayan Tiger.”

Youngest Kid: “How can you tell?”

Husband: “Because him-a-layin right there.”

Youngest Kid: “Dad… don’t ruin Tigers.”