Unfiltered Story #32277

(This is from the same class as “Santa Is Questionable”. We are playing a game called “The Farmer Game”, where at the beginning, a letter is chosen. Each round, two students are up, and the teacher would pose a query, and whichever student gave a valid response to the query beginning with the chosen letter would win. For example, if the chosen letter was A and the query was “The farmer’s favorite country”, the first student to give a response like “Australia” or “Argentina” would win. In this story, the chosen letter is J.)

Teacher: “After the farmer robbed a bank, he went here.”

Student #1: “Jamaica!”

Student #2: “Jewellery store!”

Teacher: “Uh… the answer I was thinking of was jail… but fine, I’ll accept Jamaica.”