The Texting Dead

| OR, USA | Friendly | April 26, 2016

(This text conversation happens when my friend hasn’t replied in a while so I think she may have fallen asleep.)

Me: “Are you alive?”

Friend: “Nope. I’m a zombie.”

Me: “-shoots you in the head; then shoots you twice more, just to be sure-”

Friend: “Smart move.”

Me: “At least now you know what I’d do if you ever turned into a zombie.”

Friend: “I would do the same for people I care about.”

Me: “What about the rest?”

Friend: “Let them starve outside while I chill in a shelter.”

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