The Text To End All Texts

I intend to send a text to one of our on-site team saying “Hi, are you able to send me the paperwork from last week, please?”, but I don’t get on very well with our work phones.

I get as far as “Hi, are you able to send me” and realise the phone hasn’t registered one of the letters. In my haste to go back and edit the word I accidentally hit send.

The text I sent?

Text: “Hi, are you able to end me”

I mean, work sucks sometimes but it’s not THAT bad! Thankfully the recipient found it hilarious!