The Teething Dead

| Related | December 24, 2015

(This occurs right after my brother has had his wisdom teeth removed, so he is still loopy from the medication they gave him and his gums are still healing.)

Brother: *yelling from the bathroom* “[My Name]! Come here! You have to see this!”

Me: *hurrying over* “What?”

Brother: “Look! I can be a zombie!”

(He then proceeds to start drooling blood and to giggle.)

Me: *shocked* “That’s… lovely…”

Brother: *laughing as I quickly back away* “Where are you going? I’m a zombie!”

(This was only one of many incidents while getting his wisdom teeth taken out. As a direct result, when mine were removed two years later, I spent the day practically mute for fear of saying anything foolish.)

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