The Teacher Has You Under The Microscope

(As my professor knows, I’ve taken higher-level college bio courses at another college but, for whatever reason, my new major requires this specific entry-level class to graduate. Today’s lab is just learning how the microscopes work, but I’ve gone on autopilot and set up my microscope already, as have a few others.)

Professor: *looking directly at me* “Some of you are speeding ahead of the rest of the class. You should know, I’m the Microscope Traffic Police, and if I catch you speeding again, I’ll write you a ticket.”

Class: *chuckles*

Me: *quietly adjusts my microscope back to defaults*