The Taste Beyond The Pine-Apples

I’m at a pizza restaurant with my grandparents.

Grandpa: “What do we want on the first pizza?”

Grandma: “Sausage and pepperoni.”

Grandpa: *To employee.* “Sausage on the whole pizza and pepperoni on the whole pizza.”

Grandpa: *To Grandma.* “Do you want pineapple on half?”

Grandma: “Yes.”

Grandpa: *To employee.* “Pineapple on half.”

Grandpa: *To Grandma.* “What about the second one?”

Grandma: “I thought we were talking about the second one.”

Grandpa: “No, this is the first one.”

Grandma: “Oh.”

Grandpa: “What do you want on the second one?”

Grandma: “I don’t know. The same thing?”

Grandpa: *To employee.* “Okay, another sausage and pepperoni with pineapple on half.”

Me: “It might make more sense to get one pepperoni and sausage, and one pepperoni, sausage, and pineapple.”

Grandpa: “I know that makes more sense, but this is what we’re doing.”

When we ate the pizza later, Grandpa complained about the non-pineapple half tasting like pineapple.