The Sword Of Literal Names

| Friendly | February 9, 2016

(I’m playing a tabletop RPG with some friends when we find some loot. Our wizard identifies a magical sword.)

Dungeon Master: “It’s a sword of disintegration!”

Me: “I take the sword.”

Dungeon Master: “It immediately crumbles into a small pile of dust. It disintegrated…”

Me: “…I don’t know what I expected.”

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