The Surprise Is Toast
(It’s the day before my Grandma’s birthday. I’m 5 years old. I’ve seen her present and been told very clearly that I can’t tell her what it is, but I want her to guess.)
Me: “It begins with a ‘T’, grandma. Can you guess what it is?”
Grandma: “Oh, I don’t know. A tea towel?”
Me: “No. It begins with a ‘T’.”
Grandma: “A T-shirt?”
Me: “No, grandma.”
(I decide to change the subject, albeit with child-like logic.)
Me: “You’ve always wanted a toaster, haven’t you?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?