The Supervisor Isn’t All Here, Either

I am just getting on shift at check-in time.

Supervisor: “Can you please go through the arrivals [paperwork] and make sure they’re all here?”

This means to make sure all the paperwork is printed out for the guests that haven’t checked in.

Me: “But if they’re in the arrivals, then that means they’re not here!”

My supervisor laughed at that longer than I expected.