The Stupid Can Filter Both Sides Of The Border

(I have left the front counter with a coworker to deal with paperwork in the office. My coworker comes back to the office.)

Coworker: “Um… A customer came in and ordered a shake, and left his money on the counter.”

(Going up front, I find a Canadian bill on the counter.)

Customer: *returning from the bathroom* “Where’s my shake?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we don’t accept Canadian currency.”

Customer: “So, what are you going to give me, since you won’t accept my money?”

Me: “Water.”

(We give the customer a cup for water and he walks out in a huff.)

Coworker: *to me* “He was trying to get something.”

Me: “We’re kind of far from the border; does he not realized he’s crossed it?”