The Statute Of Limitations On Spoilers Has Expired

I used to be a bartender. A former regular brought in two women one day, around the time that ‘The People vs. O.J. Simpson’ was first aired. 

It was the women’s first time in the place, and they were all chatting amongst themselves until the regular caught a snippet of a bumper for said show on the TV.

Regular: “Have you started watching it yet?”

One of the young ladies promptly covered her ears and cried out:

Woman: “No spoilers! I haven’t watched any of it yet and don’t wanna know how it ends!”