The State Of The Lotion

| Romantic | August 27, 2013

(I’ve had some bad bug-bites recently, and sometimes need help applying calamine lotion when the itching gets too bad.)

Me: “Honey, will you please rub some calamine lotion on the backs of my legs?”

Fiancé: “Sure.” *grabs bottle*

Me: “And don’t be afraid to be liberal with it.”

(He starts shouting into the bottle like it’s a microphone.)

Fiancé: “OBAMACARE!”

Me: *laughing* “Amnesty for undocumented immigrants!”

Fiancé: “Gay marriage! Planned Parenthood!”

Me: *giggling uncontrollably*

Fiancé: “I love us.”

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