The Star Pupil
High School | Learning
| May 7, 2015
(I am in my maths class. Most of us do great on a test and as a reward the teacher gives us a free period. We are chatting about random things.)
Teacher: “To be honest with you guys, I only remember the line ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ and can’t recall the rest.”
Student #1: “No, are you serious?”
Student #2: “I thought teachers were smart.”
Teacher: “Yup!” *suddenly singing loudly* “TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR… Uh LITTLE STAR?”
Me: “…How I wonder what you are…”
Student #3: “Up above the world so high…”
Class Clown: *very loud* “YOU TEACH MATH AND MAKE US CRY!”
