The Spoilers Awaken

Warning: The following story contains spoilers for ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens.’

(The movie just released in theaters and neither my friend nor I have seen it yet, I pretend to ‘spoil’ the ending just for fun.)

Me: “Han Solo dies.”

Friend: “Ha-ha very funny.”

(Couple days later I get a phone call.)

Friend: F*** YOU!”