The Solemnest Guarantee

| At The Checkout

Me: “Okay, what form of payment would you like to use?”

Customer: “Credit, please.” *hands me credit card with photo on card*

(I hold up the card to ensure it’s the right person.)

Customer: “Trust me, there are no two people in this world this ugly.”

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