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The Soda Didn’t Need The Coda

| Friendly | January 16, 2015

(My friend says off-the-wall things with a straight face all the time.)

Friend: “Hey! We should go in that store so I can get some… things that do stuff.”

Me: “What do you mean things that do stuff?”

Friend: “Yes! Um… sodas!”

Me: “How are sodas ‘things that do stuff’?”

Friend: “They go in my mouth and out my penis!”

Me: “…”

Friend: “In that order!”

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