The Soda Didn’t Need The Coda
Parking Lot | Friendly
| January 16, 2015
(My friend says off-the-wall things with a straight face all the time.)
Friend: “Hey! We should go in that store so I can get some… things that do stuff.”
Me: “What do you mean things that do stuff?”
Friend: “Yes! Um… sodas!”
Me: “How are sodas ‘things that do stuff’?”
Friend: “They go in my mouth and out my penis!”
Me: “…”
Friend: “In that order!”
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
