The Six-Million-Dollar Question

(I’m in the middle of electroconvulsive therapy (shock treatment) and am visiting my parents. My five-year-old nephew is there and he knows that I’m having surgery, but not what kind.)

Nephew: “Did you have surgery on your arm?”

Me: “No.”

Nephew: “Did you have surgery on your leg?”

Me: “No.”

Nephew: “Well, where did you have surgery?”

(I point to my head.)

Nephew: “Do you have a metal plate in your head now?!”