The Situation Is Turning

(I am driving, with my brother in the passenger seat. I miss my turn.)

Me: “Whoops. That was stupid.”

Brother: “I wasn’t going to say anything.”

Me: “Wise. Never annoy a man with a full can of soda.” *I waggle my open soda can menacingly over his head*

(I turn around, come back, and miss my turn AGAIN.*)

Me: “Doggone it!”

Brother: *laughs*

Me: “Shut up! I still have soda!”