The Situation Has Gone Right Down The Toilet

| Related | November 13, 2013

(My younger sister is three years old. We’re all sitting down to dinner, when she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She comes back into the kitchen with no pants or underpants on.)

Mom: “[Sister’s Name], where are your pants?”

Sister: “They’re in the bathroom… I made a mess.”

(Mom goes off to check, and comes back.)

Mom: “[Sister’s Name], I don’t see your pants in the bathroom.”

Sister: “They’re in there.”

Mom: “Where?”

Sister: *proudly* “I flushed them down the toilet!”

(It cost $800 in plumbing bills to fix the damage!)

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