The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Back Pain
(I work at the fitting rooms of a retail store. Two women are trying on bathing suits. They each have had obvious plastic surgery and enormous racks.)
Customer #1: *dumps a pile of bikinis on my desk* “None of these fit! It’s ridiculous that your store doesn’t carry anything to fit me.”
Customer #2: “Don’t waste your breath… she wouldn’t understand. Look at how tiny her boobs are!”
Me: *speechless*
Customer #1: “Honey, let me give you my brother’s card. He can give you MUCH better boobs.”
Customer #2: “He did mine too! Look how bouncy they are!” *jiggles chest*
Me: “I’m… okay with C-cups, thanks.”
Customer #1: “Call him if you change your mind! Life is better with huge boobs!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
