The Signature Of Inebriation
(I work at a late-night restaurant that caters to the people who come for food when the surrounding bars close for the night. A customer comes in who has drunk a little too much.)
Customer: “Do you accept credit cards?”
Me: “Yes, we do.”
(I swipe the credit card, and it is approved.)
Me: “Now, if you could just sign here, you’re all set.”
Customer: “What am I supposed to sign?”
Me: “The cardholder’s name.”
Customer: “Okay, thanks.”
(She then proceeds to draw a picture of a naked lady—complete with large boobs—where her signature should be.)
Me: “Uh” ma’am, I don’t think this is a valid signature.”
Customer: “Just try it; it’ll work!”
(I put it through, and the machine accepts the signature!)
Me: “Wow, I guess you’re right!”
Customer: “I need to stop drinking so much!”
(She leaves me a $15 tip on a $25 bill! That is why I love working the late-night shift!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.