The Sibling Shade!
I overhear this at a convenience store.
Boy: “Hey, sis, can I ask you a riddle?”
The teenager beside him shrugs.
Boy: “What always goes down but never goes up?”
Sister: “Your grades.”
Boy: *Dejected* “I hate that you are correct.”
For those curious, the proper answer was “rain.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?