The Shape Of Things To ‘C’

(My manager and I are working one night. A very well-dressed woman in her 50s walks in.)

Me: “Hi, how are you doing tonight?”

Customer: “I’m doing fine.”

Me: “What are you looking for?”

Customer: “I’m looking for something for my husband. He needs something for…”

(She motions her right hand to make it into the shape of a ‘C’.)

Me: “He needs vitamin C?”

Customer: “No… something for…”

(She emphasizes the ‘C’ shape of her right hand.)

Me: “He needs some calcium??”

Customer: “No… you know what I mean?”

(She’s still making the ‘C’ with her right hand, but is now widening the shape.)

Me: “I don’t think I know what it is.”

(I ask for my manager who has been watching us. He immediately gets what she’s asking for.)

Manager: *points towards the male enhancements* “Ma’am, we have a wide variety of libido enhancers, but there isn’t anything to make him ‘wider’ or ‘girthier’.”

Customer: “Aww. Well, his libido’s fine. He just needs a little more to work with. Thank you for the help anyway!” *leaves*