The Shape Of Their Downfall
Customer: “You dumba**! I wanted the spicy burger, not regular!”
Me: “Sorry, sir, the spicy burger was a seasonal promotion. We’re no longer serving that item.”
Customer: *Shouting* “Such a dumba**! Go in the back and make me one!”
Me: “Sorry, sir, but we don’t have that item anymore. The promotion did state that it would end last week, and—”
Customer: “Dumba**! Why do they only hire dumba**es here?!”
Next Customer: *Having had enough* “You’re a special kind of dumba**! You’re a spherical dumba**, because no matter how you look at it, you’re still a dumba**.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?