The Shake Was Thick But They Are Thicker

A customer comes up to the counter, angry.

Customer: “My milkshake was bad, and you need to refund me and give me a free one!”

Me: “When did you buy the milkshake?”

Customer: “This morning! Give me my refund!”

Me: “Do you have a receipt?”

Customer: “Of course not! Who keeps their d*** receipt?!”

Me: “It’s just… our milkshake machine is broken. We’re not serving milkshakes today.”

Customer: “I meant yesterday morning!”

Me: “It was broken yesterday, too.”

Customer: “Ugh! Well, how long has it been broken?”

Me: “If I tell you how long it’s been broken, will your milkshake purchase conveniently be on the day before?”

Customer: “…”

Me: “…”

Customer: “F*** you!”

The customer storms out of the door while my coworker approaches me.

Coworker: “If you’re going to scam a fast food place, don’t use the one product that’s always, always broken!”