The Settings Are Fizzing Sarcasm Or Bubbling Resentment

(This interaction takes place over the course of a whole minute.)

Guest: “Hey, do you guys have jacuzzis?”

Me: “No, we do not.”

Guest: “Do you have jacuzzi suites?”

Me: “No, I’m afraid we do not.”

Guest: “Darn! I was really hoping you had jacuzzi rooms… So, you don’t have any jacuzzi rooms at all?”

Me: “Actually, sir, since the last time you asked, we’ve had three jacuzzi tubs delivered and installed in three of our rooms. I can sell you one right now if you like.”

Guest: “Really?”

Me: “Yes.”

(The guest laughed and departed.)