The Service Is Second(s) To None

(My manager is at the door controls to close the roller door into our store.)

Manager: “[My Name], I need you to call out the time as soon as it hits 5:30.”

Me: “Okay, it’s 5:30.”

(Manager shuts the door and comes over to me.)

Manager: “You are my witness that the door was closed right on 5:30.”

Me:  “Yes, according to the company computer, but why? You don’t normally do this.”

Manager: “I got an official write-up for closing early after a customer complained to head office. Apparently I closed the door 30 seconds too early.”