The Seeds Of Their Discontent

(I am restocking bread when the following conversation happens:)

Customer: “Do you have any of the bread I buy?”

Me: “Maybe, which type of bread is it you get?”

Customer: “I don’t know; I know it has seeds in it.”

Me: “Can you remember who makes it or even the colour of the packaging?”

Customer: “No. I’ve told you enough to find it; now do so!”

(I am at a loss as what to do, so I show her the most expensive bread we have with seeds in it.)

Me: “Here you go.”

Customer: “That wasn’t so hard, was it?”