The Scottish Hills
(My roommate is getting ready to shower when I hear her yell from the bathroom.)
Roommate: “My boobs are Scottish!”
Me: “What?”
Roommate: “When I take my bra off, they scream ‘FREEDOM!'”
Me: “Oh… I thought you had, like, a plaid rash or something.”
Roommate: “That would be kinda cool. But no.”
(This is why we are friends.)
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