The Scam Of David
(My husband and I answer the phone at the same time. He speaks before I do, so I just listen to the standard beginning of the “Microsoft Support” scam call. When the caller says his name is David, I break into the conversation:)
Me: “Can you spell that?”
(He begins his spiel again. When he repeats his alleged name, I again ask him to spell it.)
Caller: *total silence for a full minute, then a click*
(Possibly the fastest I’ve ever gotten a nuisance caller to hang up!)